koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(via my-beautiful-delirium)


The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

(via thomasthetalkingengine)


sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

(via teababie)


Me character.

Me character.


(via annemarina)


lethalic:

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 

(via damn-funny)


1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl  (via thewastedgeneration)

(via luciflair)


Was tagged :) thanks btw 
.~.

Was tagged :) thanks btw
.~.


Sorry I haven’t been on or posting. Rough lil days ah. Have a nice night or day. :)

Sorry I haven’t been on or posting. Rough lil days ah. Have a nice night or day. :)


narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

(via tweedlewinkle)


if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

(via zac-afron)


masterjunseisynn:

Swollen lips from all the kisses with a venomous bite. I want you addicted to this poison of mine.

(via dephl0gisticate)


denchgang:

princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

the words friendship

(via imreallycoolandfriendly)


Agh…I’ll try to post more I have plenty of time too.

Agh…I’ll try to post more I have plenty of time too.


Guys no need to tag people if you don’t want to for whatever reason just want to clear that up bc it might be annoying bc I just want to let you know that I care for you and I’m glad I’ve met you guys.

Guys no need to tag people if you don’t want to for whatever reason just want to clear that up bc it might be annoying bc I just want to let you know that I care for you and I’m glad I’ve met you guys.